Official statement from the House of Their Majesties, the Three Wise Men of the East Dear children of the world: we are sad to announce that this year you will not be receiving any gifts at home. We are tired of not receiving letters, of no one asking us for photos, of not having cookies or water, and, above all, of not having a NAME. So, until things change, the gifts will remain in the desert. With much love: The camels of the East.