The Bad Guys in Cut to the Chase (the Bad Guys #13)

"A mysterious doorway! (Sure, it's in the grossest restaurant in the world, but that doesn't make it any less mysterious, OK?) Behold! What lies beyond?! An evil centipede? An alternate universe? A few decent explanations? VRRRING! NING! NING! Hey, was that a CHAINSAW?! Let's see if you can read and run at the same time... GO!"--Page 4 of cover.